Tea Rat: Hey Rattus, I just picked up a couple of books on Jewish jokes. Want to hear one.
Rattus: A book?
Tea Rat: Har, har, har. No, a joke.
Rattus: Sure.
Tea Rat: A man goes to his rabbi.
Very distraught he says, "Rabbi, my wife is trying to poison me."
The rabbi says, "I know your wife."
"And?" asks the man.
"Take the poison."
