Tea Rat: Someone tried to cheat me at the market today, but I showed them.
Rattus: What do you mean?
Tea Rat: Well, I wanted to buy a box of tea, so I asked: How much is this tea? The grocer responded: Two boxes for 5 bucks.
Rattus: Yeah, and then what?
Tea Rat: Then I held a box in each hand and showed him the left one and asked: How much for this one? He answered: 3 bucks. So I said: I'll take other one.
Rattus: Such a deal!
