Knock, Knock!
Tea Rat: Who's there?
Rattus: It's me, Rattus.
Tea Rat: Rattus who?
Rattus: You know, Rattus. Live here. You're oldest and dearest friend. Rattus.
Tea Rat: If it's Rattus, why are you knocking to get into your own house?
Rattus: Because some boob -- who for the moment shall remain nameless -- locked me out while I was taking a morning walk.
Tea Rat: Prove that you're really Rattus.
Rattus: Let's try this again.
KNOCK, KNOCK!
Tea Rat: Who's there?
Rattus: ♪ ♫ It's me-ee. ♪ ♫ Rattus ♪ ♫
Tea Rat: Rattus who?
Rattus: Rattus - I'm-going-to #^@* kick-you-so-hard-you'll-be-wearing-your-arse-for-a-hat-if-you-don't #^@* let-me-in-this-minute - that's #^@* who.
Click!
Tea Rat: ♪ ♫ Come in. ♪ ♫
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Art by Anita Rivera© Text by Ruben Rivera© 6 Oct 2011
