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Sunday, November 6, 2011

Knock, Knock


Knock, Knock!

Tea Rat: Who's there?

Rattus: It's me, Rattus.

Tea Rat: Rattus who?

Rattus: You know, Rattus. Live here. You're oldest and dearest friend. Rattus.

Tea Rat: If it's Rattus, why are you knocking to get into your own house?

Rattus: Because some boob -- who for the moment shall remain nameless -- locked me out while I was taking a morning walk.

Tea Rat: Prove that you're really Rattus.

Rattus: Let's try this again.

KNOCK, KNOCK!

Tea Rat: Who's there?

Rattus: ♪ ♫ It's me-ee. ♪ ♫ Rattus ♪ ♫ 


Tea Rat: Rattus who?

Rattus: Rattus - I'm-going-to #^@* kick-you-so-hard-you'll-be-wearing-your-arse-for-a-hat-if-you-don't #^@* let-me-in-this-minute - that's #^@* who.

Click!

Tea Rat: ♪ ♫ Come in. ♪ ♫ 
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Art by Anita Rivera© Text by Ruben Rivera© 6 Oct 2011

6 comments:

Castles Crowns and Cottages said...

TEA RAT: WELL why didn't you just say the FIRST TIME who you were old man....no need to get your blue knickers in a twist...my goodness, how CHEEKY of you! Let us stay inside now; there is a chill and I have the fire roaring in the hearth. How about some TEA?

Palomasea said...

:))))

xoxo,
- Irina

Angelsdoor * Penny said...

Haaahaaaaaahaaaa!!!!
Pour another cup will you? Are you two going to mind your manners?
I would like to come for tea.
Bebe

Ruben Rivera said...

Well, if Bebe is coming over, I will be on best behavior. Tea Rat made me some tea and I've calmed down. How can you stay mad a rat who serves you tea and toasted tea cakes with so much butter that it's running down our paws?

Rattus

Palomasea said...

Thank you, Ruben, for your visit today! Always wonderful to see you drop by :)

Now be nice to that sweet Tea Rat..hee:)

Hugs to you both,
- Irina

Nezzy said...

Not sure how I missed your adorable 'Knock, Knock'.

Did somebody get locked out??? Heeehehehe!!!

God bless, hope ya got inside to knock the chill off! :o)