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31 December 2011
Rattus Scribus, Moderator: Candidate Big Pig, in the spirit of New Years can you tell us what resolutions you will make to the people?
Rattus: But you didn't answer the question.
Big Pig: Well let me put it as straight as I can, so that I'm not misquoted by my opponents later. You, me, everyone here, and everyone within the sound of my voice. I mean we're talking everyone. That's about as plain as I can say it.
Rattus: What in the name of Tartarus are you talking about? OK, forget about New Year's resolutions. Can you give us just one good reason why we should vote for you?
Big Pig: Look, everything that's wrong today is because of that other party, which must not be named. I mean, where is the rain when you need it? And who was responsible for leaving out the cream in my coffee? I didn't flip-flop all over the place on that one. I think the people know what's really going on.
Rattus: Sweet Saint Rodentia!
Big Pig: I know! Right?
Rattus: Tea Rat, can you PLEASE tell us why you are running for office?
Tea Rat: Me? Oh, I'm not running for office. I heard something about a "Tea Party". I'm here for the Tea Party. But so far I don't see any tea.
Happy New Year
From Rattus & Tea
10 comments:
That's right. I am here, and I'm not having lunch. teehee
I'm having TEA! Cream tea, please. Lots of scones, butter cakes, and Devonshire cream to ring in the new year.
I think CNN needs you, Rattus!!!!
Happy New Year!
Ruth
You can not only share the limb with me, but let's take off TOGETHER on making our dreams come true! We are on our way.
What is it with you two????????
Creativity AT EVERY CORNER????
I'm truly at a loss for words here...
This is incredible, hilarious, thought provoking...and just plain WILDLY CREATIVE!
What a team you two are!
I LOVE this--so clever!
Yes, you both are on your way to making your dreams come true, as Anita so lovingly quotes...
I am so blessed to be able to watch this "dream" unfold.
Cheers to you both!!!
Lisa xoxo
I absolutely love it! Wow...sign me up for the first publication. Ruben, thanks so much for stopping by
Paula
BEBE here... I will bring the tea!
Oh you are such a HOOT... The laughter and PURE JOY you and Anita have brought to me and mum this year. A simple thank you is just not enough...sooooooooooo
THANK YOU, THANK YOU AND THANK YOU AGAIN..
Ruben, thank you so much for your visits and thinking of me.. I am doing well.. I am trying to get Bebe ready for Valentines day..
With great admiration and friendship
Penny and Bebe
So great to see you stop by, Ruben!
This is pure gold...
:))))
Hope to see both of you very soon!
A beautiful 2012 to you and dear Anita...
- Irina
Ruben I love this discourse!! So glad to find you!
Please Do come and join my Giveaway from Serena & Lily!
xoxo
Karena
Art by Karena
Dear Rattus
I have been smitten by your poetic words, your valentine I will be, for never I want to hear that you are dead under the earth, no not thee!
Your valentine
Bebe
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